'If the body is a temple, at the moment mine's a windowless shed.'

Danny Dyer, actor and descendant of William the Conqueror, is the nation's favourite geezer well known for his cutting one-liners and amusing outbursts and, with them, he has captured all of our hearts. The Little Book of Danny Dyer is a collection of his most iconic quotes on politics, fitness, parenting and the important things in life.

From Brexit to philosophising about how we wouldn't be able to eat sandwiches if we didn't have thumbs, The Little Book of Danny Dyer is the perfect gift for fans of this wise-cracking national treasure.