Unlike human-loving, owner-pleasing dogs, cats are independent creatures who do their own thing, in their own time. In fact, cats hardly have owners at all: they have 'guardians' with whom they choose to share a home. Yet many people adore their cats, and wonder if they could do more to make them return their affection and attention. My Cat is Ignoring Me! answers 50 frequently asked questions about how to choose, care for and live with your cat. Boy or girl? Long haired or short? And when she's taken over the sofa, the kitchen and the bed, is the house her place or mine? Follow these simple steps to the best possible lifestyle for your cat, and she'll never ignore you again!