Being a beginner at marriage means you're bound to make little mistakes - such as hogging the middle of the bed or burning the house down with your first home-cooked meal - but your partner will forgive you... Honestly, they'll have forgotten all about it by the time you reach your silver wedding anniversary.
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Being a beginner at marriage means you're bound to make little mistakes - such as hogging the middle of the bed or sleepwalking in the nude - but surely the guests in the honeymoon hotel will forgive you... Honestly, your partner will have forgotten all about it by the time you reach your silver wedding anniversary.
Clive Whichelow is a journalist and comedy writer. He has written for Rory Bremner, Jonathan Ross, Spitting Image and many others as well as for The Mail on Sunday, the Daily Express and the Daily Mirror.