'The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important.'

Bobby Robson

'Football is a game with 22 players, two linesmen and 20,000 referees.'

Bob Monkhouse

When you're finished explaining the offside rule, shouting at the ref and perfecting your ball skills, treat yourself to a hearty half-time chuckle with this premiere collection of footy wise-cracks. No matter if your team win, lose or draw, Football Wit will keep you smiling through all the own goals and red cards that come your way.