Have you ever felt like ripping off your knickers, donning your kilt, drinking 16 pints and becoming the latest recruit to the concatenation of chaos that is the Tartan Army, but have been ashamed to because of your lack of musical and lyrical knowledge? Fear not! Help is at hand. The songs and chants in this volume were collected and culled both from the virgin footsoldiers and from the grizzled veterans of the Taran Army's long war against sobriety, and all boil down to the (Completely Unofficial) slogan of the Tartan Army, which is: 'We'll support you ever more. F*** the scorel'