You'll kvell. You'll plotz. You'll laugh your head off. Bryan Fogel and Sam Wolfson, two nice Jewish boys who speak to their mothers an average of 12.6 times a day, deliver the ultimate book of Jewish humour. Filled with full kosher colour photos, quizzes and illustrations, Jewtopia includes: The Official Jewish babysitter Application, requiring a urine sample; Middle school GPA and 14 non-family references; The Jewish Nursery blueprint, complete with panic room, fireproof wallpaper and guardian ninja; The top-ten list of Jewish 'don'ts' (No. 1: Never be in perfect health); The complete timeline of Jewish expulsion and much more. With its fresh, funny voice and universally recognised humour, Jewtopia will be the book everyone wants to own, whether you have Yentl tivo'd or think Jews have horns