You know you're past it when: your back goes out more often than you do; it takes twice as long to look half as good you forget you have a car, let alone where you parked it; you throw a party and the neighbours don't even notice. If any of these seem familiar, then you are most definitely in need of this book. You Know You're Past It When ...celebrates the inevitable fate that awaits all of us and makes the best out of growing old. Including hundreds of telltale signs, real-life case studies and quirky top-ten clues that wryly prove when someone is past their prime, you can learn to embrace the ageing process. There's nothing wrong with getting on a bit, as long as you do it with style.