There are many things that you should never, ever do - like take a giraffe to the cinema (who would want the seat behind?), or sit next to a porcupine on an underground train (ouch!), or shop for shoes with a centipede (how long would that take?). But who ALWAYS makes the best shopping partner? A pelican, of course! A raucous look at the perils of taking goats to the library, a shark to the dentist and other such silly stuff.