Covering the range of romantic and relationship perils, it's a bedside bible of expert advice that will keep readers amused and disaster-free in equal measure, with chapters on Defensive Dating, First Impressions, On the Date, Getting It On, Relationship Survival Skills, It's Over (Let's Be Friends), Wallowing, Moving On, and Tying the Knot, and with an appendix of pickup lines to avoid (or use), useful excuses, guide to body language, an 'It's Not You, It's Me' letter template, and more.