The freshest funniest first novel of the year. Sally Lomax is a twenty -five year old primary school teacher from Highgate who has decided to reinvent herself as a femme fatale. She sets her sights on Richard Stonehill, architect from Notting Hill, aiming to be the one great erotic heroine of his life. He, in return, is going to be her dream affair - no strings, no scone baking. But Richard ruins it all - by falling in love. . . .