Torpedo Juice by Tim Dorsey
The drinks are on local historian/spree killer Serge Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married. So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys - the ultimate end of the line - in search of Ms Right . . .
And finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way. But for Serge, getting hitched doesn't necessarily mean settling down - not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, swindlers, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.
In other words, welcome to Tim Dorsey's slice of America - where nobody gets out unscathed and untanned!