When your partner spends too much time on their Xbox:

Why so pale and wan, fond lover?
Prithee, why so pale?
from `Why So Pale and Wan?', John Suckling

From dating and house-shares to digital detoxing and growing up, Poetry for Millennials is the answer to all your hardships and woes. It offers relatable verse from some of our greatest literary figures to help you laugh away the most common millennial problems *after wiping away your tears*.