Wipe is the first book to speak to parents about how it is, rather than how it should be. It addresses the issues - from bottoms to brains - that all new parents have to contend with on a daily basis. Written with wit, frankness and poignancy it includes a whole range of real parents' stories to illustrate the problems and bring you tried and tested solutions for everything from recovering your sex life to giving parties for 30 small children high on e-numbers. Covering subjects untouched by other parenting books, Wipe won't make your children happier or brainier, but it will entertain, enlighten, and bring you the reassuring message that it's more than Ok not to be the perfect parent.