I love you like pizza loves cheese, like a sailor loves a breeze, and like a lemon loves a squeeze. How do I love you? The comparisons are endless! From the bestselling creators of ME WITHOUT YOU comes an irresistible, heartfelt, and humorous ode to love, just right for gift-giving on Valentine's Day and EVERY day! Kids and adults alike will delight in these charming, clever ways to express affection and say I love you, ranging from the familiar (like a candle loves a flame) to the unexpected (like a pirate loves an X)-and always from the heart.