Golden rule to remember when looking for some alone time: If your whiskers touch the sides, it's a good place to hide.

Mirrors are not other cats.

For the sophisticated cat about town, this indispensable paw-book provides witty advice and pearls of kitty wisdom that will make sure your life is always full of naps, cardboard boxes and mice to chase - from perfecting your curtain-scratching technique to getting your head stroked without looking as though you wanted it.