"Reading a long book description are ya?" "Stocking up for Christmas are ya?" "Yeah looks like it an' all." Collected Thoughts is a beautifully hand-stitched, slim volume of cultural significance from the legendary Modern Toss character Drive By Abuser. Drive By has finally put pen to paper to produce the most stylish volume of comic verse since the Bab Ballads. Drive By Abuser first appeared in issue 3 of the Modern Toss comic and subsequently became a popular character in the TV Series for Channel 4. Drive By is a blunt talking, moped-rider who "considers" various things before hurling profane abuse at them. Collected Thoughts is straight from the maestro of the moped; a 36 page, Poetry style treasure trove of Drive By Abuser's half-baked musings. Collected Thoughts is illustrated with his own comic drawings throughout, masterly produced with an HB pencil. Laugh out loud as Drive By abuses sunbathers, the telephone box, gastro pubs, ready meals, gardeners, power stations, swans, mountaineering, France, traffic lights, matches, alfresco dining, ornithologists, the tree, aviation, picnics, artists, cruise ships, recycling, shopping, golf, texting, cappuccinos, the internet, joggers and many other hotly debated topical phenomena.