Welcome to my brilliant guide to Life, the Universe and Bottom Burps! The world can be a confusing place at times, so to help make sense of it I've collected together loads and loads of my brilliantest poems and cartoons from down the years. I've tried to explain everything that any bloke could ever need to know about - which is basically booze and doing it with some bottom burps thrown in (although not while you're doing it). But while I was at it I thought I'd let you know about lots of other stuff too - from the complete history of the universe to a total guide to life. I hope you enjoy it. Cheers! Purple Ronnie.