He's the fag-smoking, beer-swilling political maverick whose legendary stand-up shows at the European Parliament always play to a full house. With his towering charisma and easy way with the incendiary one-liner, Nigel Farage is never lost in a crowd.

Until now. It's time to open your eyes to what's really going on in this country and ask, WHERE'S NIGEL? Look for him among the hordes of our job-starved Romanian immigrants, the legions of publically breastfeeding ladies, at right-wing-but-definitely-not-racist political rallies and at his favourite multi-cultural event, Notting Hill Carnival. You know he'll be having a ball.

Featuring crowds of just about everyone Nigel has offended over the years and a host of cameo appearances from political peers such as Russell Brand and SamCam, WHERE'S NIGEL? is the essential companion to the General Election and the closest you're ever likely to get to a UKIP manifesto.

Be sure to cast prejudice aside as you go in search of the great man.