The Astrological Diary of God by Bo Fowler
This is the autobiography of Japs Eye Fontanelle, an 88-year-old, overweight, retired Japanese Kamikaze pilot. Japs Eye Fontanelle insists he is the rightful King of the Holy Channel Island of Jersey and the Creator of the Universe. He also thinks Astrology is mankind's only hope. Written while Japs Eye Fontanelle was under armed guard inside a mobile home in the Gold Vault, Fort Knox, for the alleged killing of Time, The Astrological Diary of God recounts his truly remarkable life; from his birth in the city of Kyoto and his minor involvement in WWII, to his study of the ancient science of Astrology, the historic discovery of his own divinity and the founding of the first Astrological Kingdom on Earth. The Astrological Diary of God is the holiest book you will ever come across. To read it is to glimpse the mastications of the Mind of God.