History with twice the nasty bits! Want to know: *how to make a dead Saxon happy? *why Norman knights slept with a dolly? *who got cow pats as Christmas presents? The Smashing Saxons tells you the terrible truth about the pillaging people who bashed the Brits. Find out how to make like a monk with silent signals, be the judge in a Saxon court, and solve 1,000-year-old riddles. The Stormin' Normins is bulging with fascinating facts about big bad Bill the Conqueror and his bully-boys who battled at Hastings and find out what really happened in 1066! Read on for curious quizzes, rotten recipes, gruesome games and terrible tests...for your teacher!