'Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope' Bill Cosby

'My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic' Spike Milligan

When your precious offspring have hijacked the car and there's a hole in your wallet the size of the Grand Canyon, kick back and relax with this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you of why being a dad is the best job in the world.