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How to Embarrass Teachers Paul Cookson

How to Embarrass Teachers By Paul Cookson

How to Embarrass Teachers by Paul Cookson


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It's time to get even with your teachers!

How to Embarrass Teachers Summary

How to Embarrass Teachers by Paul Cookson

Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . .

All the class is silent

Our eyes are fixed on where

The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair

We're praying for the moment, when she will sit down

We're thinking of the giggling when we hear that funny sound -

SQUEAK! BLART! HONK! FLURP! PARP! BLURRRR!

The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair.

Paul Cookson

About Paul Cookson

Paul Cookson spends most of his time visiting schools, performing his poetry and helping children to write their own poems. Paul has compiled lots of books for Macmillan (over 500,000 copies sold to date), including The Works, and has two collections of his own poetry. He supports Everton, and lives in Nottinghamshire with his wife and children.

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GOR005745896
9781447241263
1447241266
How to Embarrass Teachers by Paul Cookson
Used - Very Good
Paperback
Pan Macmillan
20130117
96
N/A
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