If you are thinking about coming to the moon then don't. That is, don't just think about it, actually make the effort and come here! Before you start packing, though, we recommend you get to know us and our home a little first. This seriously funny book will tell you everything you need to know about life on the moon and the people that live here. Not suitable for those with a nut allergy. 'Madder than a box of wagnits.' An intelligent plant from Crater 24. 'Totally crackers.' The Cheese Society 'Ceci n'est pas une pipe.' A packet of biscuits.