English football's most coiffured superstar, winner on three occasions of the Orange Mobile Phone User of the Month Award, Darren Tackle has been pursued by the media relentlessly since he burst on to the scene. After countless offers, several of them running into double figures, Tackle now at last feels the time is right to share his thoughts on the game, the players and the future with his legion of admirers. This is his diary of an extraordinary season, taking in all the lows, the troughs, the dips. Through Dazza's eyes we get a unique insight into all aspects of the modern player's life: the pressures, the pitfalls, the bottled lagers. And the author pulls no punches about his experience with the other stars of the game.