Once again Stupid Poems addresses the main issues of today. There is Brexit and Donald Trump of course, but there are also more important issues such as flamingos, giraffes and kangaroos, fork-lift trucks and the Downing Street cat. There's something for everyone who enjoys a deft and comic touch of silliness.

'Let's objectively weigh up all the evidence.'
'Coherent foreign policy'
'I respectfully disagree.'
'I'm so grateful to the media for giving me so much publicity.'
'Everybody is entitled to be treated with respect.'
'I went to Britain and was greeted by huge cheering crowds.'*
'The US constitution is designed to limit the power of the president.'
'The USA is a nation built on immigration.'
'With all due modesty,...'

- Excerpt from Things Donald Trump is Unlikely to Say