WARNING: THIS BOOK CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE They're sleekit and they're smelly, They're fae up near Lochgelly, They've never seen a telly, The Cowden family. Last Christmas the likes of 'The Blue Brazil' above helped make Two Andy Gorams the football book of choice on the terraces. So, back by popular demand is a new edition, complete with yet more of Scotland's funniest football songs and chants. And it's still as sharp as ever and just as non-PC.