Turn out the lights on another endless day in Trump's America with this sharp parody ...

In the very classy room
There was a golden mirror
And a silver spoon
And a broadcast of -

A half-baked story from a fake newsroom ...

In the very classy golden bedroom of the White House, it is bedtime for the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

This wickedly funny parody offers readers the chance to put America's man-child-in-chief to bed early, so children everywhere can have sweet dreams without fear of being torn from their homes and families.