Cast into confusion by the wholesale defection of their domestic staff, the nubile daughters of Sir Paul Arkley are forced to throw themselves on the mercy of the handsome young gardener Bob Goggin. And Bob, in turn, is only too happy to throw himself on the luscious and oh-so-grateful form of the delicious Penny. Meanwhile, in the Mayfair mansion of Count Gewirtz of Galicia, the former Arkely employees prepare a feast intended to further the Count's erotic education of the voluptuous singer Vazelina Volpe -- and destined to degenerate into the kind of wild orgy for which the denizens of Cremorne Gardens are justly famous...