Andrew Grumbridge (Dulwich Raider)
Born in Kingston-upon-Thames, Grumbridge remained in higher education for as long as they would have him. Subsequently he discovered that studying film and philosophy hadn't, oddly, prepared him for the world of work, which he found insulting. He determined to save hard and retire as soon as possible. He now lives near a Wetherspoons in Herne Hill, London.
Vincent Raison (Dirty South)
Raison was born to the golden lanes of South London aware he had won life's lottery. He shunned academia, safe in the knowledge that Fate had decreed his path and it didn't involve homework. He was disappointed to find the world of work was as awful as he imagined, though he did enjoy lunch, sick leave and the internet. He once went 112 consecutive meetings without uttering a single word. But he'll miss the biscuits now he's an author. He lives in Blackheath, London.