The tranquility of a rural backwater is shattered! The ancient arts of medicine is exposed! Her darling cleft-chinned doctor was forced to fight for his life! It was a time of wiping, a time of bandaging, and of patients and their incessant needs. In a world where nurses never wash their hands, and doctors are the lowest of the low, one enormous nurse stands up for love - a nurse that will make you fart with fear! "Doctors & Nurses" is the medical romance to end all. With her characteristic wit and vitriol, Lucy Ellmann brilliantly anatomises our devotion to Hippocratic oafs.