From their South London home George and Dorothy Valentine dig up dirt for divorces, corporate battles and political smear campaigns. They've decided to retire after their next case. When their last mark turns out to be the Home Secretary, George dreams of a grand finale while Dot fears disaster. Chaos rules as George's retirement plan unravels and his maverick family pit their wits against an oligarch, a Bulgarian hitman and the Albanian sex trade - as well as the Westminster elite. GEORGE VALENTINE'S RETIREMENT PLAN is a wild romp through a world where reputations are traded like commodities.