Golf's Best Excuses: 150 Hilarious Excuses Every Golf Player Should Know by Joshua Shifrin
Explain away your bad shots-and have your friends laugh at the same time!
In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with My golf clubs are too old. Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, There were too many spike marks on the green.
Shifrin has crafted 150 funny-but all-too-real-excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:
In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with My golf clubs are too old. Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, There were too many spike marks on the green.
Shifrin has crafted 150 funny-but all-too-real-excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:
- I'm late for my wedding and it's throwing off my concentration.
- I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left . . . not right.
- If I didn't have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today.
- Someone yelled fore during my backswing.
- Any many more!