Rebecca Newman is the Erotic Affairs Editor of GQ. She believes in practical experience and is maitresse par excellence at bluffing.
Sarah Brewer studied medicine at Cambridge and has practised family doctoring in several locations, always managing to move before they catch her at it.
Tim Webb's greatest disappointment was puberty, which took away all his desire to open the batting for Warwickshire and replaced it with a nagging awareness that half the world is women.