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Books by Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket Lemony Snicket was born before you were and is likely to die before you as well. He was born in a small town where the inhabitants were suspicious and prone to riot. He grew up near the sea and currently lives beneath it. Until recently, he was living somewhere else. Mr Snicket first received his education from public schools and private tutors, and then vice versa. Early in life, he learned to reupholster furniture, a skill that turned out to be far more important than anyone imagined. He has been hailed as a brilliant scholar, discredited as a brilliant fraud and mistaken for a much taller man on several occasions. A studied expert in rhetorical analysis, Mr Snicket has spent the last several eras researching the travails of the Baudelaire orphans. During his spare time, he gathers evidence and is considered something of an expert by leading authorities. Recently, he had to give up his hobbies due to laws regarding musical performances in mountainous terrain. Lemony Snicket published his first book in 1999 and has not had a good night's sleep since. Mr Snicket is the author of quite a few books, all dreadful, and has been falsely accused of many crimes, all falsely. Once the recipient of several distinguished rewards, he is now an escapee of several indistinguishable prisons. He is widely regarded as one of the most difficult children's authors to capture and imprison. There are thirteen books in the A Series of Unfortunate Events, which should be avoided at all costs. To his horror and dismay, he has no wife or children, only enemies, associates, and the occasional loyal manservant. Lemony Snicket's extended family, if they were alive, would describe him as a distinguished scholar, an amateur connoisseur, and an outright gentleman. Unfortunately this description has been challenged of late, but Egmont Press continues to support his research and writing on the lives of the Baudelaire orphans. As he continues with his investigation, interest in the Baudelaire case has increased. So has his horror. Until recently, he was presumed to be 'presumed dead'. Instead, this 'presumed' presumption wasn't disproved not to be incorrect. Most things written about him are not true, but this is. More miserable news about Mr Snicket and his dreadful books can be found at www.unfortunateevents.com.
The Bad Beginning By Lemony Snicket
The Bad Beginningby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.60
The Reptile Room By Lemony Snicket
The Reptile Roomby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.60
The Dark By Lemony Snicket
The Darkby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£4.80
The Ersatz Elevator By Lemony Snicket
The Ersatz Elevatorby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.50
The Wide Window By Lemony Snicket
The Wide Windowby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.70
The Penultimate Peril By Lemony Snicket
The Penultimate Perilby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.90
The Carnivorous Carnival By Lemony Snicket
The Carnivorous Carnivalby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.80
Poison for Breakfast By Lemony Snicket
Poison for Breakfastby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£6.30
The Wide Window By Lemony Snicket
The Wide Windowby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.50
The Grim Grotto By Lemony Snicket
The Grim Grottoby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£4.30
The End By Lemony Snicket
The Endby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.50
The Bad Beginning By Lemony Snicket
The Bad Beginningby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.49
The Miserable Mill By Lemony Snicket
The Miserable Millby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.50
The Austere Academy By Lemony Snicket
The Austere Academyby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.90
The Grim Grotto By Lemony Snicket
The Grim Grottoby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£4.40
The End By Lemony Snicket
The Endby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.50
The Reptile Room By Lemony Snicket
The Reptile Roomby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.60
The Vile Village By Lemony Snicket
The Vile Villageby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.80
The Penultimate Peril By Lemony Snicket
The Penultimate Perilby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.50
The Slippery Slope By Lemony Snicket
The Slippery Slopeby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£4.40
The Slippery Slope By Lemony Snicket
The Slippery Slopeby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£4.00
Poison for Breakfast By Lemony Snicket
Poison for Breakfastby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£5.40
The Hostile Hospital By Lemony Snicket
The Hostile Hospitalby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.80
The Ersatz Elevator By Lemony Snicket
The Ersatz Elevatorby Lemony Snicket
Like New
£6.99
The Composer Is Dead By Lemony Snicket
The Composer Is Deadby Lemony Snicket
Like New
£4.50
Horseradish By Lemony Snicket
Horseradishby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.60
The End By Lemony Snicket
The Endby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£5.80
The Austere Academy By Lemony Snicket
The Austere Academyby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.50
The Ersatz Elevator By Lemony Snicket
The Ersatz Elevatorby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.50
Swarm of Bees By Lemony Snicket
Swarm of Beesby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£3.49
The Hostile Hospital By Lemony Snicket
The Hostile Hospitalby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£4.20
13 Words By Lemony Snicket
13 Wordsby Lemony Snicket
Very Good
£4.80