Dad's got the Revolting Rabbles a job at this Elizabethian Fayre. Rae's going undercover as a Bearded Lady, so at least no one will know it's her. Rupert's so excited he's fallen in love with an Elizabethian toilet, but Dad is worried that his calves won't be manly enough for his tights. Fortunately, Ryan has invented just the thing to help...