So You're 80! by Mike Haskins
At your grand old age, it's probably too late to take up pole dancing and the closest thing you get to extreme sports these days is prising the top off a ketchup bottle.
On the bright side, you can now lie back and take it easy - just not so far back that you can't get yourself up again. And just think - it's only 20 years before you get that telegram from the Queen!
The perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone age.