At last, no more parents! But who's going to do your washing, and bail you out when you're short of cash? Hmm, you're going to need survival skills:

• Think positively: don't think of it as a student loan, think of it as the government's round (every night for three years).
• Do try to sleep well. Don't do it during lectures.

This mischievous little book will help you see through your university years with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.