Withering Tights (The Misadventures of Tallulah Casey, Book 1) by Louise Rennison
Picture the scene: Dother Hall Performing Arts College ,somewhere Up North, surrounded by rolling dales, bearded cheesemaking villagers (male and female) and wildlife of the squirrely-type.
On the whole, it's not quite the showbiz experience Tallulah was expecting... but once her mates turn -p and they start their `FAME! I'm gonna liiiiive foreeeeeever, I'm gonna fill my tiiiiights' summer course things are bound to perk up. Especially when the boys arrive. (When DO the boys arrive?)
Six weeks of parent-free freedom. BOY freedom. Freedom of expression... cos it's the THEATRE dahling, theatre!
The hilarious misadventures of Tallulah Casey...