Ally's feeling inadequate. Why is it that her only romantic experience amounts to a burping-in-mouth scenario with Keith Brownlow? Kyra's only been in Crough End two seconds and she's got a boyfriend already! Even Ally's dad seems to be 'dating'-which is not only embarrassing, but also worrying-has he forgotten all about her mum? Could it be that he's found someone else? Still, Ally's not sure what's more worrying-not having a boyfriend, or being invited on a double date with Kyra, Ricardo (yes, that's his real name) and Ricardo's mate. Wonder what this boy's going to be like...