Greatest Geordie One-Liners is the latest collection of the Geordies' knack for the straightforward insults, the sly digs, and the outright threats, culled from pubs and clubs Newcastle-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of priceless quirky quips, this is a book that will make you cry with laughter and have you reciting quotes to everyone you meet. Just gan canny, though, for the avoidance of a face full of dandruff.