Purple Ronnie's Star Signs:Gemini by Giles Andreae
Snuggle up with the world's greatest love guru and find out what you and your friends are really like.
A message from Purple Ronnie:
Star signs are a brilliant way of finding out about someone's character. You can use them to discover anything you like including what everyone's secretest rude fantasies are.
But reading what's written in the stars can only be done by incredibly brainy people like me. After gazing for ages through my gigantic telescope and doing loads of complicated sums and charts and stuff I have been able to work out exactly whaty everyone in the world is really like.
This book lets you know about all my amazing discoveries. It tells you what you look like, who your friends are, how your love life is, what you're like at Doing It and who you should be Doing It with.
Everything I've written in this book is completely true. Honest.
Purple Ronnie xox