You Know You're Having a Midlife Crisis When... by Clive Whichelow
You know you're having a midlife crisis when...
... all your clothes are made of leather - including your pyjamas.
Have you taken a sudden liking to bodycon clothing that's three sizes too small? Are you considering a sexier upgrade to your car or even your partner? Try not to panic: it's only a midlife crisis. And besides, attempting to recapture your youth can be a lot of fun! Who said there's anything wrong with growing old disgracefully?